Medieval Massage, by Revelation Man

Medieval Massage

by Revelation Man

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1.	Revelation Man - Medieval Massage 03:31	lyrics	buy track
Emperor of the night I need medieval massage yeah, medieval massage now, medieval massage in the castle of darkness in the middle of the night a man is waiting with soft strong hands and i await him too medieval massage inferno, inferno and paradise his hands fling open the gates of the night he's the lord of darkness he's the king of delight emperor of the night my body is ready for medieval massage dare you learn the true meaning of massage eternal darkness eternal massage prince of terror submit yourself to dangerous temptations prince of terror submit yourself to medieval sensations emperor of the night medieval massage wound me with your medieval spear Knight me with your medieval sword i need your medieval mouth tonight in the chamber of fright
2.	Medieval Massage (DJ Oa$is' Di$co Dub) 03:23		buy track

about

The myth, the legend - Revelation Man is here, unveiling the first chapter in a trilogy of tales from the chamber of darkness, served up on rotating 7" discs via the castle of FuckPunk -

... What can we say?
Maybe we should start by singing {{ 'Medieval Massaaaage - yeah' }} - and then we'll just take it from there. Because truly, this song is all about singing along. It is a singalong sing like you never heard before -

Hard to pin this down to anything really - it's just loose, and quite hilarious. But most definitely also sincere. Basically, this is gay medieval goth pop at it's finest, and to top it off, it comes served with a tinge of DJ Oa$is fuelled Di$co Dub on the B Side.

The vocalist of Revelation Man goes by the name of Ian Memgard - a swedish-swahili Knight residing in Berlin. Here, he rides on horseback with Wilted Woman, who adds sleight of hand and profound extra musical vision to the bassline of these songs - the first of which is being presented right here, in the form of 'Medieval Massage' -

Some of you probably thought it couldn't get any better than DJ Oa$is 'Goat Life' hit from 2K20... Well think again - Revelation Man's Medieval Massage is here, to top it off (and probably also go tops off.)

If you like the sound of this song (why wouldn't you?) then don't delay getting a copy, because only 100 of these discs exist, and once 'Lord Of My Rings' and 'Ghost in My Cathedral' are unleashed in due time, you might be jealous of the early adopters who have already invested in these soon-to-be-classic ditties.

Edition of 100.
Comes with DL.
Stickered with Medieval Massage sticker (and you get an extra sticker for free)
Served with A4 info sheet / artwork full of insightful readings.

credits

released December 2, 2022

Lyrics by Ian Memgard & Zola Gorgon.
Additional production and composition by Wilted Woman.
Remixxx by DJ Oa$is.

In memory of Marcus.

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